If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025)

A blisteringly dark comedy-thriller, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) follows Mara, a fiercely witty paralegal left wheelchair-bound after a mysterious accident. When she uncovers a web of lies linking her injury to a corrupt clinic and a charming fixer, Mara plots a razor-sharp campaign of revenge—using cunning, legal smarts, and a growing circle of misfit allies. Equal parts savage humor and tense suspense, the film tracks her transformation from victim to tactician as she exposes conspiracies, forces confessions, and reclaims power in a world that underestimated her.